笑話

今天花了很多時間看這個網頁，裡頭有很多學生的搞笑音樂功課和考試。因為太好笑，我在辦公室很努力... 遏止自己笑。

抽了數個放在這裡：

Fortunately, Handel came after the [contemporary piece], and in his stately manor he restored order with his Organ Concerto in G Minor, Op. 4 no. 3.

When I arrived the band was warming up. When they were warm a single oboe played walked out...

The Haydn piece [string quartet] was nice, but not very moving or memorable. I understand that that is one characteristic of classical music . . .

When the performance was over there was a reception with cookies and juice in which the audience could mingle with the performers.

The second piece was the Trumpet Concerto in E-flat by Haydn...According to the program this piece was extremely new when it was first composed.

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再奉上一個我自己鬧出來的音樂笑話...

話說當年音樂家 E 給我彈一首考試曲，聽他彈完，我望著琴譜右上角的名字說：

「這個作曲家的名字很熟，我應該聽過他...」

他是音樂史上最多產的作曲家－－ ANON. 先生！

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小時候讀中文課本的時候，我也曾經認為「佚名」是筆名呢。